You have the mother of all butt rashes! Poor guy :( I don't know if you have a stomach bug or if it's the prunes I gave you Sunday, but you have been pooping three to four times a day since Sunday. It appears that all the poop/wipes are getting to you, because you ass is as red as a tomato. Unfortunately, there isn't much we can do for you... so I am apologizing now.
You are almost walking now on your own. You can stand for a good 30 seconds before you lose your balance, walking should be next. We can't wait/don't want it to happen... we better get ready.